Full Version: Melissa Joan Hart
Hmmmmmmm
just wondering what this old chick is actually up to now a days. I cant remember the last thing she was in since that damn witch show or the thing she had on nickelodean
looks like a shoot from her sabrina days. she has some great eyes though
yeah just checked out imdb and she has nothing else to really credit her career except for those two, and shes hitting the 30 year old mark, which means its about that time for her to do her comeback nude scene in some really crappy movie
She was really ugly in Clarissa Explains it all. Great that she fixed her teeth on the other hand i really enjoyed the almost nude scene in rent control, she needs to shape up though.
Something about her makes me think she'll rip my testicles out and play hacky sack with them. Besides that, she's pretty much out of shobiz. She had 1 show that was beat to death. Nothing except a porn film would boost her career.
isn't it WELL PAST TIME that chick got down and gave us some serious skin? I mean, how low does your career have to sink? We've been putting up with her for more than 10 years, its overdue.
QUOTE(egocentricman @ Apr 10 2005, 09:35 PM)
isn't it WELL PAST TIME that chick got down and gave us some serious skin? I mean, how low does your career have to sink? We've been putting up with her for more than 10 years, its overdue.
I concur. For awhile there she had the teen hotness thing going, but now shes older and it just doesn't work for her anymore. She's still obviously a pretty lady, but leave the hotness to the pros at this level.
QUOTE(newbienut @ Mar 30 2005, 09:37 PM)
yeah just checked out imdb and she has nothing else to really credit her career except for those two, and shes hitting the 30 year old mark, which means its about that time for her to do her comeback nude scene in some really crappy movie
skinemaxplzthnx.
few intresting fact about her from IMDB
But more importantly (Discussing Playboy)
Come on Playboy get with the picture!!
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Has a "lazy eyelid" that causes her right eye not to open as wide as her left.
Was born without the teeth to either side of her two front teeth, a condition that was "fixed" in 1993.
Was born without the teeth to either side of her two front teeth, a condition that was "fixed" in 1993.
But more importantly (Discussing Playboy)
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: If they could promise me it wasn't camera-between-my-knees kind of shots, I would do it. I would do topless. I think it's empowering. Though if my mother had a real big problem with it, I'd have to say no right now.
Come on Playboy get with the picture!!
The last thing I remember her in was her cameo in Not Another Teen Movie.
I'd hit it, lazy eye and all. ok, seriously, something about her eyes is piercing, and she could rip my balls off and play hackysack with them, as long as she made it feel good at the time :-)
somebody's out looking for a job.
she get something(s) fixed?
she get something(s) fixed?
her Maxim photoshoot
one of my favs from her Maxim shoot
another Maxim fav
Melissa as Slave Leia
personally i think carrie fisher did a better job of filling out the costume...
one of my favs from her Maxim shoot
another Maxim fav
Melissa as Slave Leia
personally i think carrie fisher did a better job of filling out the costume...
QUOTE(mikesisgod @ Jun 2 2005, 04:15 AM)
somebody's out looking for a job.
she get something(s) fixed?
she get something(s) fixed?
I'd give her a job.
sorry.
Better!
Look away children! It burns the eyes!!
Seriously though, pregnant is not a good look for her.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER?!?!?!
Good lord, she had better be pregnant.......oh the humanity.
Good lord, she had better be pregnant.......oh the humanity.
QUOTE(toothyb @ Dec 9 2005, 12:30 AM)
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER?!?!?!
Good lord, she had better be pregnant.......oh the humanity.
Good lord, she had better be pregnant.......oh the humanity.
Yes, she is pregnant.
well she won't be posing in Playboy.
QUOTE(Nemesis @ Dec 13 2007, 09:29 AM)
I wonder how "Clairissa" explained this??
QUOTE(johnycastle99 @ Aug 29 2009, 09:57 AM)
QUOTE(Nemesis @ Dec 13 2007, 09:29 AM)
I wonder how "Clairissa" explained this??
You really need an explanation?
Well sometimes when mommies and daddies love each other ...
QUOTE(The Gunslinger @ Aug 29 2009, 12:57 PM)
QUOTE(johnycastle99 @ Aug 29 2009, 09:57 AM)
QUOTE(Nemesis @ Dec 13 2007, 09:29 AM)
I wonder how "Clairissa" explained this??
You really need an explanation?
Well sometimes when mommies and daddies love each other ...
...of your A Sorsostitute on the business end of a train.
QUOTE(pugsly @ Aug 28 2009, 10:34 AM)
Is this from a reality show or something?
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